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Hey all you crazy Christmas people. When you get drunk, and are telling tales of Christmases long ago and not long ago, remember that it’s just sub-par if you don’t get Ryan Gosling to act it out.
May your Christmas be full of joy and alcohol!
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Hello! My name is: Inigo Montoya.
Why didn’t I think of this?
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You deserve a drink. I deserve a drink. This chick’s clearly already been drinking. So, cheers!
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Where bad ideas go to die
Ah. I was wondering where all of mine had gone. I killed a few more, just to be on the safe side.
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New Old Spice Guy. A little more accident prone (or just unlucky?) than Mr. Mustafa. But is it me, or does he look like he smells like he looks amazing?
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(via the-absolute-best-posts)
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I say it without saying it all the time. But that’s only because I have a constant running dialogue in my head and not because I got someone a good gift.
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I’m Shannon Hollsten and I am not Jewish.
