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I beat myself up.
I subconsciously made the decision to stop a swiftly opening door with my face yesterday.
To those who don’t follow, because let’s be honest, that sounds completely retarded. I opened a door. And immediately hit my face.
My stream of consciousness after my self-attack was as follows:
ouch.
OUCH.
Fuck, that hurt.
I heard a crack.
“does my nose look okay?”
Ok, good, I’m such an idiot.
But, FUCK, that hurt.
OH MY GAWD I’M BLEEDING!
Niagra falls is coming out of my nose.
I broke my nose. That’s it I BROKE my fucking nose!
How the hell am I gonna pay for the doctor?
And what are they going to do? Tell me it’s broken?
I need to call my mom.
Holy hell this hurts.
“Mom, I think I broke my nose. WITH A DOOR!”
Whatamigonnadowhatamigonnado…
Oooh. Maybe I can get the bump fixed on my nose….
The lesson I learned? Don’t get your face in the way of a door.
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